Look, A Boat

Removing the "buy stuff" section for now. It will be replaced soon with a new store thingy. Actually, a new HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL full/complete website is being built (by people better than I) and the hope is to integrate this here blog into that somehow. Anyway, it'll have a more proper storefront and whatnot eventually (with more than one item for sale!!! It can't miss!).

Also, here's a terribly drawn picture from several years ago of a Christmas Tree Man flipping you off and firing his gun.

You know that thing that looks like a monocle? Yeah, that's just supposed to be a big eye. See? Crap.